Published: June 9th 2025, 12:00:19 pm
Guess what?? It’s “Bring Your Favorite OnlyFans Girl To Work” Day. Here’s three things things you need to know:
1. Expect productivity to drop and heart rates to rise. It is what it is—make sure the company health insurance policy is up to date.
2. Yes, I brought coffee. No, I’m not wearing a bra. And yes, I’m going to sprawl across your desk like a lounge singer and provide real-time “hold music” for your top clients.
3. I’m here to boost morale. I’ll flirt with your boss, steal your swivel chair, and whisper in your ear during Zoom calls. By lunch, everyone will be wondering where they can subscribe.