Published: May 12th 2025, 5:12:04 am
I thought I already knew how to stand on a surfboard.....
But the ocean thought otherwise and decided I should be part of the wave.
5 seconds of fame, 10 seconds underwater, and another 15 pulling my swimsuit out of places it shouldn't be 😅
Conclusion: I'm a sex symbol on land. In the water, I'm just a symbol😂