It's time for our first date! We met online and decided to finally get together in person after hitting it off. As it turns out, both of us are in for a surprise upon seeing each other. Neither of us have updated our photos or bios in a few years, and our habits have changed drastically. We both went from slimmer, active people to gluttonous couch potatoes- and it's apparent by our now, fatter bodies. You're first to point out that I look nothing like my photos anymore, and I quickly remind you that you don't have much room to talk. We both had agreed to wear the clothes from our profile photos to the date- making our weight gain all the more obvious. I realize you like my much fatter body and hearing me tease you about yours. So I decide we should have some greedy fun and really not hold back with our order. And we both agree to be as greedy as possible between now and date #2.