yall wanna hear something embarrassing and not sexy at all?
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Published: January 23rd 2021, 2:24:14 am
yall wanna hear something embarrassing and not sexy at all?
If you were subbed to my patreon, you might remember the 2 weeks i couldnt post (in jan 2020) because my colon was inflamed and i was vomited and shitting constantly 🤪. I ended up having such severe diarrhea that i got a fuckin anal fissure (torn butthole). And this sucker was fairly severe because i went full on eagle spread in front of a giant mirror to look at it. I had never spent so much time lookin at my bhole than i did that day.
Anyway its been like a year and it still hasnt healed fully lmfao but its gotten a lot better. I used to dabble in experimental buttplay before The Incident but i havent since. Can you imagine if i went to a check up and my nurse was like “hey it suddenly got a lot worse” and i had to be like “haha yeah sorry i put a buttplug up there and tore my butt open again sorry. Can you give me another jar of nitroglycerin cream” (if i accidentally put too much of that on, i would almost pass out. It was so weird)
My fiance will make anal jokes and im like “you will literally rip my butthole”
~teehee just ginger-ed things~