Published: August 9th 2025, 9:00:40 pm
FLARED DILDO MACHINE-FUCKS + REARRANGES MY INSIDES 💀
Finally trying the L Elefunky on the machine! I've waited this long because I've been intimidated by how aggressive the deep pop is with this toy...I knew it would be reaaaally intense on the machine. Turns out it was even more intense than I'd imagined 🙃 The wide flare is one thing, but taking it on my back with the steep shaft curve pressing up against my ~organ hammock~ resulted in the most alien penetration sensation I've experienced so far. You can literally see the way it "scoops" my insides on the way out with how my tummy flutters, shit is uncanny 😂 That curve also milked me RELENTLESSLY, it kinda sucked how much it made me squirt cuz I had to keep pausing to re-lube it. The tradeoff was double orgasms that came on pretty easily, even without taking the machine to crazy speeds like I usually need.
Asides from the bulges and squirt-inducing, you can also tell how intense this penetration was by the cervix-spasm episode mid-session. The toy's upwards curve + flared head fighting against gravity really did some odd things I think 🤔 Both orgasms came afterwards though, so it couldn't have been tooo funky. Elefunky!! (ok I'm out, enjoy!)
Timestamps! 💘
• Intro chats
• 1:58: Warm-up
• 14:11: Finally bottomed out :') + slowly breaking myself in
• 22:20: Working through cervix spasms after taking a break 💀
• 27:00: Bottomed out and picking up the pace
• 29:50: Cumming while impaled
• 31:56: Back to it after a break...
• 42:30: Cumming again, pulling it out to finish cuz more crampies
• 44:52: Decomp ðŸ«