Published: July 26th 2025, 6:03:30 pm
Hello Swine.
Oh not use to being addressed like that? Use to your wonderful superhero lovingly addressing you as "Squad" or "Citizens"?
Pathetic.
We have news for you about your beloved hero. She seems to be.... all tied up 😈
Have you missed her? OH boo hoo! We have strict orders from our tyrannical overlord to keep her locked up and out of sight. Want to save her? You'll have to work harder than what we've seen. scoffs
looks over the city in disgust
How pathetic. Caught with your pants down and full of gags "passion".
We have Balloonanites on every corner patrolling, just in case her "citizens" decide to be heroes. Don't even think about it SWINE!
See you soon
- The Legion of Daimons