Published: March 27th 2025, 4:07:22 am
November 2018
306 - 320ish
this month marks the start of the most insane gain i’ve ever had the pleasure of participating in. certainly not my favorite (my current gaining is by far the best time i’ve ever had, no questions asked - but we’ll get caught up to current in due time) however this is the 50lbs in 5 weeks i’ve talked about with an almost mythological reverence.
the proposition was simple; weigh 350lbs by the end of the year, and it will be funded.
i began on November 20th at 306lbs. right from the start i knew i had to approach things with a real strategy, and had been fascinated with the losertown calorie calculator (i don’t wanna try to link it, but it’s readily available if you google it) for many years, so i plugged in my measurements and my original calorie target of something like 5000 calories and… yeah, that wasn’t going to cut it. i started getting nervous, truly fearful that i’d bitten off more than i could chew.
and then like a thunderbolt from the heavens, it struck me (directly in the clit, causing me to absolutely ruin my panties) - i could easily drink a pint of cream every day! yeah, that would get me what, a nice 1600 calories?
i went back to the calculator and added 1600 calories to my previous total. when the results populated, once again i felt my whole pussy spasm as i realized that a pint still wasn’t going to be enough…
a quart a day it is, i guess.
and so it began… i had a special glass i used to drink the cream, as i found that the plastic rim of the pint would have dried bits that made the experience 10x less sexy for me.
every morning i would wake up, shower, get dressed, waddle to the fridge, take out either a pint or a quart of cream, and fill my glass to the brim. i would often have my belly out and played with it while i chugged, fully losing myself in hedonistic bliss.
i would normally only finish a little over half of the pint; the remainder would come with me to work, and i would stir in a bit of coffee and sometimes butter or condensed milk to cut it.
it quickly became apparent that i would need to get very comfortable with people watching me eat pretty much constantly. i was committed, and nothing was going to stop me from achieving this goal.
at night i would return home and stuff myself til i passed out in my recliner - but not before chugging another pint of cream to turn into fat while i slept
with that mindset, i carried on - pushing 10k calories a day for the rest of November 🐷