You've been ashamed of your micro penis your whole life, and now you're finally ready to get over your fears and show a woman what it looks like. If you think I'm going to be nice about it, you chose the wrong woman to show it to...
I'm going to help you accept the fact that you have the smallest dick I have ever seen... At first I find I might find it funny, or more likely be repulsed, but luckily for you I'm also selfishly curious to see if a dick that small can even cum.
If you can endure the laughing and the humiliation, I'll boss you around and tell you how to stroke.