Published: July 2nd 2025, 10:40:30 pm
The ocean today wasn't nearly as relentless as My subs' devotion - five tropical cocktails, a lobster tower for the girls, and this divine pedicure all funded by eager wallets.
Now picture this: You. Caged. Heart racing as you hear My key in the door after hours of anticipation. The privilegeof cleaning every grain from between My toes with your tongue would be the highlight of your pathetic year.
How badly do you need to earn this honor?