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Pushing my birthday stream to 8:30 tonight!!! Don’t be a str..

Hmmm what do you think? Are these cute enough to justify get..

FREE stream this Friday!! Join me for another classic Friday..

Check out how hot my silhouette looks this morning. Is it gi..

Who’s gonna step up and make me feel like a proper birthday ..

Bet you can’t guess what’s on my mind rn… Also check your DM..

Stretching and getting pumped for tonight’s show!!! I have s..

Did you hear? There’s been a MIRACULOUS turnaround in my hea..

BREAKING NEWS My inbox recently reset, thanks to some bogus ..

It’s the return of Saturday Night Fap Fest™️!! That’s right,..

Whaddya say, you wanna play around a lil bit later tonight? ..

Did ya miss me? 👻

Oh, hey. It’s been a while.

Free livestream tonight!! Starting around 6:30pm CDT. Pretty..

Wooo!!! Free stream Saturday Night!! It’ll be a night full o..

Guess what! Your favorite dirty nerdy is streaming this week..

It’s been a good season for melons. Also FREE STREAM TONIGHT..

HAY!! Are you coming to my stream Saturday night?? Aiming to..

Wooo!!! The Return of the Haydn!!! Are you ready for Saturda..

Well lookie who’s feeling a lil bit chipper again. Be on the..

A lot of you have been wondering about my mom for a while no..

I got impatient waiting for you… so I slipped into something..

Join me and my friend Taylor as we tell secrets and attempt ..

Wooo!!! My IRL friend and I are going live this Thursday at ..

On my knees for Uncle Sam! How did you celebrate Freedom Day..

DIRTY GIRLS GET IT DONE!!! Finally caught up on my inbox, an..

Freedom freedom freedom OY!

Taking things slow tonight. It’s been a rough day, so I’m no..

Just a nerd in her natural habitat 💕

Hiiiii!! Don’t forget, I’m streaming at 8pm CDT tonight!! It..

Ever fantasized about sneaking up and peeking through my bed..

Remember!! Tomorrow is Saturday Night Fap Fest™️!! Aiming to..

Doodoodoo!! Special announcement! My IRL friend @taylorwould..

Having a lil lazy start to the day… Should I finally shower,..

I woke up wet AF today, and can’t stop thinking about you. I..

Well would you look at me, being a fancy lady?Not right now,..

Just being the busiest little bee today!! Can’t wait to catc..

You gonna make it to my stream tonight, or what?Aiming to st..

WOOOO!!! Saturday Night Fap Fest™️ is back, baby!! Tune in t..

No makeup, messy hair, unshaven pussy… just snapped these be..

I have been horny AF today. I’ll probably be around tonight ..

Does anyone remember the time that @ellyclutch took photos o..

Whaddya say? Should we do a surprise stream tonight? Please ..

Finally back in Austin!! Sorry for the silence, but I’m offi..

I’m painfully fucking horny, and literally cannot stop mastu..

Lookie who finally had a good workout! What body part do you..

I’ve got a little secret… Can you guess what it is?

Who fondly remembers my pink hair? Also is fondly the same a..

Showtime is pushed back to 7:30ish!! The storms have been ch..

Oh hiiii! Just a reminder, I’m going live Saturday night aro..